After nearly eight straight hours of hard-coding in HTML - you'd never guess one of my first jobs was making webpages back in '96 - I have finally managed to torture this thing into a form that will be legible on the Kindle.
Go tell it on the mountain.
In 24 hours, it should be available.
This calls for a power song.
(Side note: At some point I stopped being embarrassed by how much I like Katy Perry.
I'm still not there with Lady Gaga, but if she keeps doing songs like this, I will be.)
Update: Just realized some might object to Lady Gaga's outfit, so I'm replacing the official video with the lyrics video. I try to keep this a family friendly blog. I know no one will believe this but I never look at these videos anyway, I just use YouTube as my infinite playlist. In fact, whenever I hear this I just imagine it's Pat Benatar anyway.