"Holy crap there's a lot of dust bunnies in here."
"More like dust mammoths. Geez, when did you last clean up this place?"
"I don't know, years maybe, it's not that bad really."
"Not bad? Are you serious?"
"No I think it has a kinda benevolent neglect vibe going on, a sorta shabby chic thing, y'know?"
"Shabby Chic? Shabby chic is lightly peeling paint on a charming Gothic revival manor, this is more like unsealing the tomb and feeling the 5,000 year old putrid breath of the mummy on your neck kinda chic."
"Ha-ha, very funny, Travis. Are you going to help or not?"
"Fine, Jonah, give me the power hose. It's going to take a lot to wash away all these drop shadows."
"What's wrong with the drop shadows?"
"Nothing, it's the finest aesthetic 1998 has to offer."
"Oh shut up and get to work."
"As soon as I get my tetanus shot, fine."